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2020 USA SUN to SAT Easy Fold Purse Calendars Pearls of Wisdom Humorous Bumper Kit

$6.33 _USD

Category

Card Making / Bumper Kits / Calendar Kits

Occasion

Humorous / Humourous

Keywords

calendar, calendars, purse calendars, 2020, humorous, funny, stella, gus, janet briggs

Card Verses

281 available in Humourous

Ref #

cup989864_68

File Size

19.70 MB

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8 times

In Wishlist

4 times

Uploaded on

Aug 11, 2019

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This bumper kit enables you to create 2020 purse calendars. These sell well at craft fairs.

NOTE These are the USA versions with SUNDAY to SATURDAY weekly layout. (THE UK VERSIONS ARE AVAILABLE ON cup985999_68 see related items below)

Very quick and easy to make, just print, cut and fold. Instructions with diagrams are included.

There are 16 different humorous calendar designs. (2 per page on 8 pages) Each calendar is approximately 3x4 inch when folded. Matching envelopes are included.

This kit features humorous pearls of wisdom from Stella and Gus. They read,

1. If anyone finds a cure for mornings... Let me know!

2. I haven't had my coffee yet... Don't make me hurt you!

3. Everyone should believe in something... I do believe I need another drink!

4. If I went braless, it would pull all the wrinkles out of my face!

5. Husbands should come with instructions and wives with mute buttons!

6. The older I get the harder it is to find my balls! (Golfer)

7. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

8. Women are like angels. Always up in the air, harping on about something!

9. You know you're getting old when getting a little action means your prunes are working!

10. I'm not human until I've had my morning coffee

11. You know you're getting old when you have a hole between your boobs and it's called your belly button!

12. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stamp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

13. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

14. If I was meant to pop out of bed in the morning I'd live in a toaster!

15. Marriages are made in heaven, then again so are thunder and lightning!

16. I love being with you... It's great to find that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life!

Each mini kit includes 3 sheets,

1 purse calendars 2 designs.

2. purse calendars 2 designs.

3. Matching envelopes

Instructions.

Graphics Credits

Bugaboo stamps under license

The Designer accepts total responsibility for this product, its use and any copyright issues that arise.

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