7x7 The Irish rules

a decoupage sheet to celebrate St Patrick's day has a list of Irish rules framed and decorated with dancing leprechaun, pot of gold and green bow. The rules are as follows....

Irish Rules

1. The Irish always make the rules.

2. The Irish may change the rules at any time without so much as a "top o' the mornin" to you.

3. The luck of the Irish applies only to the Irish and is non transferable.

4. If you mess with the Irish you will be haunted by Murphy's law for the rest of your life.

5. Kissing the Blarney stone and eating "lucky charms" will not make you Irish.

6. all wanna-be Irish should stay out of the good pubs on St Patrick's day.

7. If you don't know the words to "Danny boy" you should stay at home on St Patrick's day.

8. If you bear a resemblance to "Patty's Pig" you may gain honorary Irish status.

9. Only the Irish may live the life of "Reilly

10. Failure to comply with Irish rules may cause you to develop a painful shamrock shaped rash on your shillelagh.

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