Birthday Female · Page 2

As it's your day
It's time for you
To be pampered at the boutique
Your hair, your make up and your nails
And exit glam and chic

It's party time
You've every right
To dress up like a queen
It's not every day
That you become
A wonderful 18!

Head off to the cafe,
Have a little break,
Have a cappuccino,
With a luscious slice of cake,
Take a good friend with you,
Relax and enjoy the view,
For today it is your birthday,
So all good wishes we send to you!

Put away the dishcloth,
The duster in your hand,
Lock away the hoover,
The ironing board can stand,
For today it's time to party,
So all the housework now can wait,
It's time to open cards and presents,
It's time to celebrate!

She adds a bit of glitter,
A gem just here and there,
A bit of mat and layering,
An image placed with care,
A little velvet ribbon,
A shimmering button or two,
A pretty punched out flower,
To make a card for you,
For crafting is her passion,
Her joy from day to night,
It's her outlet for her creativity,
To make a creation that will delight.

This is a card made just for you
For your special July birthday
You are dedicated, creative too
Showing love in every way

You are the kind of person
Who has a special flair
Artistic and intelligent
You show how much you care
HAVE A LOVELY BIRTHDAY

Today is special,
It's all about you,
So get on your glad rags,
Put the lippie on too,
Feet in those high heels,
Hair done just so,
Let's hit the hot spots,
We're ready to go!

Prada bags or Manolo shoes,
There's such fab stuff,
It's hard to choose!

So Birthday wishes going your way,
for an awesome shopping spree
On your Special Day!

Have a Super Shop Birthday!

One cookie, two cookies,
three cookies, four..

You baked a whole plateful,
of that I'm quite sure!

One cookie, two cookies,
three cookies, four..

you set out about ten
at a quarter to four !

One cookie, two cookies,
three cookies, four..

They've flown off the plate!
You'll just have to bake more!

Happy Birthday
and Happy Baking Day

Upon a shelf
This card was sitting
I looked at it
and said "How Fitting"
I know someone
with a birthday today
Who'd love this card
To come her way

So here it is
With love to you
To wish you happiness
In all you do

Happy Birthday

Every girl deserves a treat,
A birthday celebration that's hard to beat,
A day that's full of laughter and fun,
So let's party hard - the day's just begun!

I wish you a day of sunshine
and butterflies on the wing,
with scented flowers everywhere
and birds that sweetly sing.
I wish you a day of happiness
and dreams that all come true
I wish all this, and so much more
especially for you.

Take a pinch of happiness,
A scoop of good luck times two,
Add a touch of sunshine,
It's a perfect day for you,
For you deserve the very best,
That ever comes your way,
For you do so much for others,
Now it's time to enjoy YOUR day!

A very Happy Birthday,
Is especially wished for you,
With flowers, gifts and treats galore,
And fun in all you do,
May it be a day to remember,
Full of memories to treasure,
Because sending wishes to someone like you,
Is very much a pleasure!

Another year, another wrinkle
and everythings gone south,
you still look good, for your age
for that, there is no doubt.
So todays its your birthday
go out and have a ball,
dress yourself up, and put on some slap,
age is just a number after all.

I once heard it said that getting older is great.
Is this still the case after the age of sixty eight?

My eyesight is going and without bi focal glasses I really can't see.
My bladder is leaky and without under garments on myself I will pee.

My bowels are slow so I must take laxatives to get them to move.
I can say without a doubt,"I sure lost my groove"!

Without extra strength hearing aids not too much do I hear.
Gravity has won. I don't know which has more wrinkles....my face or my rear.

My breast are now saggy since they decided to move south.
I can't chew up food without dentures in my mouth.

My memory is shot. I call people by names that they definitely are not.

I have no more money cause I have medical bills.
I now take tons of pills for the long list of health ills.

Just a little reminder as you turn another year older.... there's so much to look forward to.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

A lady needs shoes like a person needs air.
A red one a black one a stilleto or a flat. She doesn't really care as long as in her closet she has a pair.
She needs more than a few. Only lots and lots will do.

Hope you see lots of beautiful shoes in your future.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A TRUE SHOE CONNOISSEUR

On your Birthday,
Have a Ball,
With cake and presents,
cards and all,
forget about your age
what more can I say
Except that I wish you a Happy Birthday

Because you're very special,
this comes with love to say,
You're wished a Birthday that will bring
much happiness your way.

Enjoy your day.

Making wishes filled with love
and sending them your way.
Hope all the things you're wishing for
will fill your Special day!

Have a Happy Birthday

Hope your Birthday brings the things
that you would like it to -
Because if anyone deserves them,
then certainly it's you!

A special wish
For a beautiful day.
And a year that's perfect
In every way.

Happy Birthday

Don't we just love new handbags
And buying another pair of shoes
To have a facial and new hairdo
We girls just love to choose

We have got to buy a new outfit
'Cause we have nothing new to wear
We could hide it in the wardrobe
With the shoes and bags hidden there
Thinking Of You Today
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I know you love your Bingo
Aerobics and to dance
It keeps you young and healthy
So don't stop, don't take a chance
You're Looking Good
Enjoy Your Birthday

I gave a wave as I passed your house
I'm sorry I didn't stop
I had just finished doing my shopping
And I was feeling fit to drop

My feet were really killing me
My legs felt like lumps of jelly
My arms were aching also
And I had a pain in my belly
Hope You Had A Great Birthday