Birthday Male · Page 5

To the farmer who drives a tractor
Wake up, it is your birthday
The cows will need to be milked
And then you must get some hay

The horses must be mucked out
Also round up the sheep, and then
Feed the pigs with a bucket of swill
Collect the eggs from the big fat hen

Very soon you can have a sit down
And enjoy a birthday treat
Relax with a cup of tea
And take the weight off your aching feet

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To my mate throughout the years
My drinking pal, my buddy
I wish you luck on your birthday
Don't ever turn into a fuddy duddy

To celebrate your birthday
get your rod and reel
honey please don't forget your creel
shout hooray and be on your way
I hope you have a very special day

A top hat with gadgets to make your day
You are so special in every way.
With each new year you reach a new peak.
One of a kind, you are so unique.

Happy Birthday

I am sending you a horseshoe
It is said to bring Good Luck
I've given it a bit of a polish
And cleaned off the horse's muck
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE

What do you give to a man
Who has everything he needs
Well you could give him a fork and hoe
So he can clear the garden of weeds

Watching sport on TV
Is not the same as going
To watch a match or taking part
Unless it's raining or it's snowing

Another birthday's here
And you're holding back the tears
So I've found a solution for you
Start counting them in dog years!

Another year older
Another year slower.
Just don't loose your memory when it
comes to your round.

Brother, this is the perfect day to tell you
I say a prayer for you each and every day,
I will love you always,
I miss you so much, and
I care for you deeply.
This is your special day, enjoy.

Happy Birthday

If I had to choose between
a treasure chest from the sea
or my brother's love,
I would choose
my brother's love.
There's nothing in this world
that I would rather have
than the love of my brother.

I wish for you, a very Happy Birthday.

I know you like your sport
Your hobbies and your beer
This cards show just some of them
With birthday greetings right here
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Have a Wonderful Birthday Friend
A Man like you
Deserves to have a very nice Birthday
So we will have a drink or two for you
Have a very Happy Birthday

I Hear you had a son today
How happy you must be
An Heir to carry on your name
A Handsome young Babe
Is he, and lucky to have
You as Parents
Congratulations to you all

Oh dear me
You opened this up on false expectations
I meant we hope you have a Happy Birthday Drink later on today
Have a fantastic Day

May your birthday "Score" with you
And may all of your birthday wishes come true
May your day be filled with fun and laughter
And may it continue the whole year after.

A man when a birthday comes,
sometimes parties and goodwishes shuns,
For you I wish the finest things,
and enjoy your gifts ,good wishes and gifts,
Enjoy eveery birthday, like it could be your last

Happy Birthday

All best wishes birthday boy,
hope your day is fun,
enjoy your cake,
enjoy your beer,
party on, with birthday cheer.

Just Happy Birthday
What else can We say,
you hate fuss and kisses,
but we wont go away,
a card and a cake
everyone has,
so just breathe out easily
and ask us to stay

If birthday wishes could come true
a winning hand I?d wish for you
And in the cards the ace is high
My heart tells me and it won?t lie
My king of clubs dressed all in black
You are the diamond in my pack.

If birthday wishes could come true,
Royal Flush or just a pair,
I hope you have a winning hand,
From now throughout the year!

What's another birthday
when you've seen it all before
You stuff yourself with Birthday Cake
Till your belly scrapes the floor
You can't count all the candles
So you have another drink
You start to feel quite sozzled
And your brain's too drunk to think
But raise your glass
Enjoy yourself and don't get
too depressed
cos all I really meant to say
was all the very best!

Wheels and cogs turn round and round
They help machines to move on the ground
Its clever the way they work together
Making things work whatever the weather!
Hoping you have a day full of fun
With a chance to tinker -under the sun.

Let yourself be spoilt
Let this be clear
Have a great birthday
With plenty of beer
Cheers!