St. Patricks Day Punny Bookmarks

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1. Where can you always find gold? A: In the Dictionary. 2. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Because real rocks are too heavy. 3. Irish? Irish who? A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day! 4. Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover? A: Because you shouldn't press your luck.