You may want some of the benefits of your workplace, but need an Employee ID. Well, making an Employee ID really is not very hard at all, with these 7 easy steps!
Steps
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Use the Scissors to cut out a rectangle to your desired size. This will be the Card itself.
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Use the Scissors to cut out your face from your picture of yourself.
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Use the glue to attach the cutout of your face to the top-left corner of the rectangle cutout.
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Use the Sharpie Marker to draw yourself a nice little body. Maybe you can make yourself look like a macho man, or an important woman, (or whatever satisfies your fantasies).
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Use the Sharpie Marker, and (in the middle of the paper) write your name. Under that, write your position amongst those you work with. Under that, write something about yourself such as your favorite show etc.
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In the top-right corner, write your company name. Make it look official!
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Tape over everywhere on your ID card, and then cut off all of the excess tape. This will act as sort of like a lamination or something like that.
Tips
- If you try to use this ID, some people may get over jealous and scorn you while claiming that you've taken on such stupidity. Some others may just look at your ID, and just simply turn away and not say anything. Remember that all of these people are just jealous.
Warnings
- Scissors are sharp. Be careful
Things You'll Need
- Picture(s) of yourself
- Scissors
- Glue
- Sharpie Marker
- A 8x11 Piece of Printing Paper
- Tape (optional)
